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Becky Mandelbaum

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Becky Mandelbaum is the winner of the 2016 Flannery O’Connor Award for Short Fiction. Originally from Kansas, she currently caretakes a ranch in Colorado. You can read more of her work at www.beckymandelbaum.com.

February 27, 2017

Why I’ve Decided to Spend My Gap Year in the Folds of Mitch McConnell’s Chin

BECKY MANDELBAUM
July 27, 2016

List: 5 Signs That Your Tinder Date is Actually a TGI Friday’s Baked Potato Skin

BECKY MANDELBAUM
June 8, 2016

List: 17 Nicknames for the Modern Penis

BECKY MANDELBAUM

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

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August 2, 2018

You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life

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November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

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June 29, 2018

List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

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