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Becky Mandelbaum

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Becky Mandelbaum is the winner of the 2016 Flannery O’Connor Award for Short Fiction. Originally from Kansas, she currently caretakes a ranch in Colorado. You can read more of her work at www.beckymandelbaum.com.

February 27, 2017

Why I’ve Decided to Spend My Gap Year in the Folds of Mitch McConnell’s Chin

by Becky Mandelbaum
July 27, 2016

List: 5 Signs That Your Tinder Date is Actually a TGI Friday’s Baked Potato Skin

by Becky Mandelbaum
June 8, 2016

List: 17 Nicknames for the Modern Penis

by Becky Mandelbaum

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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