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Articles by
Becky Mandelbaum
Becky Mandelbaum is the author of Bad Kansas (2017) and The Bright Side Sanctuary for Animals (2020). Originally from Kansas, she currently lives in Bellingham, Washington. Read more at beckymandelbaum.com.
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August 13, 2020A Millennial Explains Things
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June 17, 2020I Am an Emerging Writer and My Abdomen Is Filled With Fluids
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March 27, 2019Movies As I See Them
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February 27, 2017Why I’ve Decided to Spend My Gap Year in the Folds of Mitch McConnell’s Chin
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July 27, 20165 Signs That Your Tinder Date is Actually a TGI Friday’s Baked Potato Skin
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June 8, 201617 Nicknames for the Modern Penis
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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