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Articles by
Becky Mandelbaum
Becky Mandelbaum is the author of Bad Kansas (2017) and The Bright Side Sanctuary for Animals (2020). Originally from Kansas, she currently lives in Bellingham, Washington. Read more at beckymandelbaum.com.
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April 7, 2023I Am Noah and I Need to Look at Your Animals’ Pee-Pees
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August 13, 2020A Millennial Explains Things
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June 17, 2020I Am an Emerging Writer and My Abdomen Is Filled With Fluids
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March 27, 2019Movies As I See Them
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February 27, 2017Why I’ve Decided to Spend My Gap Year in the Folds of Mitch McConnell’s Chin
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July 27, 20165 Signs That Your Tinder Date is Actually a TGI Friday’s Baked Potato Skin
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June 8, 201617 Nicknames for the Modern Penis
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President