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Articles by
Becky Mandelbaum
Becky Mandelbaum is the author of Bad Kansas (2017) and The Bright Side Sanctuary for Animals (2020). Originally from Kansas, she currently lives in Bellingham, Washington. Read more at beckymandelbaum.com.
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August 13, 2020A Millennial Explains Things
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June 17, 2020I Am an Emerging Writer and My Abdomen Is Filled With Fluids
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March 27, 2019Movies As I See Them
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February 27, 2017Why I’ve Decided to Spend My Gap Year in the Folds of Mitch McConnell’s Chin
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July 27, 20165 Signs That Your Tinder Date is Actually a TGI Friday’s Baked Potato Skin
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June 8, 201617 Nicknames for the Modern Penis
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1004 -
November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 24, 2020
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November 24, 2020How to Tell Your Parents You’re Not Coming Home for the Holidays Without Quoting from Harry Chapin’s “Cat’s in the Cradle”
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November 24, 2020Wait, This Hand Turkey Fucks
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November 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004