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Brett Shollenberger
Brett Shollenberger is a comedy writer whose work has run at UCBNY, Points in Case, LOL Comedy, The PIT, Endgames, and PianoFight. He produced Drunk Theatre SF and has performed a shameful amount of improv comedy, ie. more than none.
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September 8, 2020I Assure You, the Vaccine Our Administration Is Rushing to Release Is Not Just Three Kids Stacked Under a Trench Coat
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September 1, 2020I’m Back In a Relationship With FiveThirtyEight’s Elections Forecast Model, But This Time I Swear He’s Changed
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August 10, 2020I Definitely Have a Female Vice President… But She Lives In Canada
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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September 25, 2020Unfortunately, We Will Not Be Pausing the Apocalypse for Election Day
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September 25, 2020We Are the 56 Tubs of Clorox Wipes You Bought At the Start of the Pandemic
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September 25, 2020The New Bill & Ted Movie Is More Chilling for What It Doesn’t Say About Trump Than What It Does
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September 24, 2020Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer