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Articles by
Brett Shollenberger
Brett Shollenberger is a comedy writer whose work has run at UCBNY, Points in Case, LOL Comedy, The PIT, Endgames, and PianoFight. He produced Drunk Theatre SF and has performed a shameful amount of improv comedy, ie. more than none.
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June 15, 2022Welcome to Your Blue Cross Blue Shield GoFundMe PPO
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June 2, 2022The Book of Liberal Genesis
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April 8, 2022We’ve Upgraded Your Toilet to a Subscription-Based Model
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January 27, 2022Bombshell Report on One of the Many Ongoing Trump Investigations Mad Libs
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck
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June 9, 2021Welcome to the Wikipedia Article for Ducks, You Fucking Moron
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April 1, 2021Ugh, Really, a 4th Wave? Kind of Feels Like COVID Was Meant to Be a Trilogy, No?
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December 18, 2020Even Though the Titanic Is Sinking, and the Captain is Going Down with the Ship, It Would Be Career Suicide to Abandon Him
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September 8, 2020I Assure You, the Vaccine Our Administration Is Rushing to Release Is Not Just Three Kids Stacked Under a Trench Coat
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September 1, 2020I’m Back In a Relationship With FiveThirtyEight’s Elections Forecast Model, But This Time I Swear He’s Changed
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August 10, 2020I Definitely Have a Female Vice President… But She Lives In Canada
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 28, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost