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Articles by
Chas Gillespie
Chas is a writer, comedian, and teacher whose work appears in The New Yorker, The Onion, and McSweeney’s, where he contributes regularly. Feel free to reach out to him through his website, chaschaschas.com. He is currently at work on a novel.
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April 7, 2016Welcome to My Cynical Anarcho-Communist Bake Sale
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November 11, 2015I’m Taking My Child to Toddler Yoga So That When He Grows Up He Will Conquer the Fucking World
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March 23, 2015The Russian Novelist at His Daughter’s 2nd Grade Classroom’s Career Day
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December 23, 2014Donald Barthelme Narrates the Progress of the Reindeer
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May 19, 2014Notes for the Director of My Kickass Workout Video
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March 29, 2013Official Meeting Minutes from the Last Supper
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April 16, 2012Advanced Amateur Art History
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