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Articles by
Chas Gillespie
Chas is a writer, comedian, and teacher whose work appears in The New Yorker, The Onion, and McSweeney’s, where he contributes regularly. Feel free to reach out to him through his website, chaschaschas.com. He is currently at work on a novel.
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July 8, 2019Innocent Children Are Dying In Unconscionable Human Warehouses On the US-Mexico Border, But I’m Going to Use My Political Capital to Complain About the Non-Existent Coddling of Millennials
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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September 13, 2018Welcome to Zilloe, Which Is the Same as Zillow But Only Includes Houses You Can’t Afford In Places You’ll Never Live
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July 2, 2018A Brief Word Regarding Our Air Conditioning Policy
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April 3, 2018Life is a Comedy
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January 15, 2018I Think All People Should Be Treated Equally, Regardless of Whether Their Skin is White or Purple or Green or Black or Black or Black or Black or Black
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August 16, 2017It Gives Me Great Pleasure to Introduce, for the First Time, @JenniferMarkTrueLove
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June 6, 2017I Feel OK About Turning My Back on the Poor, Elderly, and Vulnerable Because I Really, Really Want to Own a Helicopter
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April 13, 2017Don’t Date Someone From Work
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January 3, 2017Have More Empathy!
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November 11, 2016A Note to My Fellow Trump Supporters
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October 17, 2016I’m One of Those Nice Guys
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President