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Articles by
Chas Gillespie
Chas is a writer, comedian, and musician whose latest project is a tourism website for Ship-Trap Island, the setting of “The Most Dangerous Game.” You can find out more at visitshiptrapisland.com or contact him via his website, chaschaschas.com.
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January 3, 2022Public Health Terminology, Explained
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November 10, 2021I’m Confused Why All These People Are Quitting Jobs That Pay No Money and Make Them Want to Die
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November 4, 2020Let’s Allow the Illegitimate Supreme Court to Decide What’s Fair
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October 12, 2020As a Republican Senator, I Stand With Democracy Activists in Hong Kong, Belarus, and Other Countries That Aren’t the United States
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July 2, 2020We Have Heard Your Complaints About Police Brutality and We Are Solving the Problem By Inserting a CGI Black Character Into Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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May 7, 2020I Strongly Support the MeToo Movement Unless It Negatively Impacts Me
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April 22, 2020FAQ: Composting
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April 17, 2020Society’s Problems Can Be Traced to Coddling Parents, and I Know This Because I Have Researched It Deeply While Staring Out the Window and Thinking
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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February 11, 2020Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things
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February 7, 2020The 2048 Republican Presidential Primary Candidates Debate What Should Be Done About the World’s 250 Million Climate Refugees
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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