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May 7, 2020I Strongly Support the MeToo Movement Unless It Negatively Impacts Me
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April 22, 2020FAQ: Composting
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April 17, 2020Society’s Problems Can Be Traced to Coddling Parents, and I Know This Because I Have Researched It Deeply While Staring Out the Window and Thinking
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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February 11, 2020Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things
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February 7, 2020The 2048 Republican Presidential Primary Candidates Debate What Should Be Done About the World’s 250 Million Climate Refugees
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans
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January 6, 2020You Are a Traitor and a Moron If You Don’t Support the Impending War With the Country That’s Next to That Other Country
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November 6, 2019I Personally Don’t Believe Solutions Are the Answer to Our Problems
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October 2, 2019It’s Extremely Divisive of You to Tell the Truth
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September 27, 2019Congress Needs to Stop This Impeachment Nonsense and Instead Focus on What It Can Actually Accomplish, Like Undermining Every International Commitment It’s Ever Made
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