Spilt Milk is now in paperback
“Zoffness recreates tender, moving, and poetic moments that will etch their way into your brain and heart for a very long time. We should be so lucky to get more work from the young writer.”—Apartment Therapy
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Articles by
Chas Gillespie
Chas is a writer, comedian, and musician whose latest project is a tourism website for Ship-Trap Island, the setting of “The Most Dangerous Game.” You can find out more at visitshiptrapisland.com or contact him via his website, chaschaschas.com.
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