Chas Gillespie

We Have Heard Your Complaints About Police Brutality and We Are Solving the Problem By Inserting a CGI Black Character Into Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

I Strongly Support the MeToo Movement Unless It Negatively Impacts Me

FAQ: Composting

Society’s Problems Can Be Traced to Coddling Parents, and I Know This Because I Have Researched It Deeply While Staring Out the Window and Thinking

I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive

Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things

The 2048 Republican Presidential Primary Candidates Debate What Should Be Done About the World’s 250 Million Climate Refugees

The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans

You Are a Traitor and a Moron If You Don’t Support the Impending War With the Country That’s Next to That Other Country

Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing

I Personally Don’t Believe Solutions Are the Answer to Our Problems

It’s Extremely Divisive of You to Tell the Truth