Chas Gillespie

I Personally Don’t Believe Solutions Are the Answer to Our Problems

It’s Extremely Divisive of You to Tell the Truth

Congress Needs to Stop This Impeachment Nonsense and Instead Focus on What It Can Actually Accomplish, Like Undermining Every International Commitment It’s Ever Made

David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father

Welcome to Medical School, Where We’ll Teach You Everything Except How to Talk to Patients

God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit

In Order to Become More Competitive In Our Sector We’ve Decided to Make a Series of Terrible Decisions That Will Make Your Job Way Worse

I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics

Innocent Children Are Dying In Unconscionable Human Warehouses On the US-Mexico Border, But I’m Going to Use My Political Capital to Complain About the Non-Existent Coddling of Millennials

Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing

Welcome to Zilloe, Which Is the Same as Zillow But Only Includes Houses You Can’t Afford In Places You’ll Never Live

A Brief Word Regarding Our Air Conditioning Policy