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Articles by
Chas Gillespie
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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September 13, 2018Welcome to Zilloe, Which Is the Same as Zillow But Only Includes Houses You Can’t Afford In Places You’ll Never Live
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July 2, 2018A Brief Word Regarding Our Air Conditioning Policy
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April 3, 2018Life is a Comedy
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January 15, 2018I Think All People Should Be Treated Equally, Regardless of Whether Their Skin is White or Purple or Green or Black or Black or Black or Black or Black
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August 16, 2017It Gives Me Great Pleasure to Introduce, for the First Time, @JenniferMarkTrueLove
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June 6, 2017I Feel OK About Turning My Back on the Poor, Elderly, and Vulnerable Because I Really, Really Want to Own a Helicopter
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April 13, 2017Don’t Date Someone From Work
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January 3, 2017Have More Empathy!
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November 11, 2016A Note to My Fellow Trump Supporters
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October 17, 2016Monologue: I’m One of Those Nice Guys
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April 7, 2016Welcome to My Cynical Anarcho-Communist Bake Sale
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