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Articles by
Chas Gillespie
Chas Gillespie’s most recent romance novel, Mr. Trump Meets Mr. Putin, was published in October, 2016.
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September 13, 2018Welcome to Zilloe, Which Is the Same as Zillow But Only Includes Houses You Can’t Afford In Places You’ll Never Live
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July 2, 2018A Brief Word Regarding Our Air Conditioning Policy
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April 3, 2018Life is a Comedy
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January 15, 2018I Think All People Should Be Treated Equally, Regardless of Whether Their Skin is White or Purple or Green or Black or Black or Black or Black or Black
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August 16, 2017It Gives Me Great Pleasure to Introduce, for the First Time, @JenniferMarkTrueLove
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June 6, 2017I Feel OK About Turning My Back on the Poor, Elderly, and Vulnerable Because I Really, Really Want to Own a Helicopter
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April 13, 2017Don’t Date Someone From Work
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January 3, 2017Have More Empathy!
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November 11, 2016A Note to My Fellow Trump Supporters
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October 17, 2016Monologue: I’m One of Those Nice Guys
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April 7, 2016Welcome to My Cynical Anarcho-Communist Bake Sale
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November 11, 2015I’m Taking My Child to Toddler Yoga So That When He Grows Up He Will Conquer the Fucking World
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 12, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Daily Disaster