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Articles by
Chas Gillespie
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November 4, 2020Let’s Allow the Illegitimate Supreme Court to Decide What’s Fair
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October 12, 2020As a Republican Senator, I Stand With Democracy Activists in Hong Kong, Belarus, and Other Countries That Aren’t the United States
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July 2, 2020We Have Heard Your Complaints About Police Brutality and We Are Solving the Problem By Inserting a CGI Black Character Into Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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May 7, 2020I Strongly Support the MeToo Movement Unless It Negatively Impacts Me
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April 22, 2020FAQ: Composting
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April 17, 2020Society’s Problems Can Be Traced to Coddling Parents, and I Know This Because I Have Researched It Deeply While Staring Out the Window and Thinking
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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February 11, 2020Trump and Bernie Are the Same Because They Believe In Different Things
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February 7, 2020The 2048 Republican Presidential Primary Candidates Debate What Should Be Done About the World’s 250 Million Climate Refugees
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans
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January 6, 2020You Are a Traitor and a Moron If You Don’t Support the Impending War With the Country That’s Next to That Other Country
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December 27, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
