Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Dani Bostick
Dani Bostick teaches Latin in Virginia where she lives with her husband, kids, and Muppet-like dogs.
-
August 30, 2019More Honest Latin Mottoes For Your Overrated University
-
May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
-
February 4, 2019President Trump’s Special Guests For His 2019 State of the Union Address
-
August 1, 2018Herman Melville Answers Questions About Racism With Lines from Moby Dick
-
June 25, 2018Latin Mottoes for Trump-Era Government Entities
-
January 2, 2018New Latin State Mottoes for the 21st Century
-
August 29, 2017Honest Latin Mottoes for Your Overrated University
-
July 21, 2017Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?
-
June 26, 2017Thank You for Registering for Bill Cosby’s Seminar on Sexual Assault
Trending 🔥
-
November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
-
January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
-
January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
-
January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
Recently
-
January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
-
January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
-
January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
-
January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper