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David Henne
David Henne is a public relations professor and higher ed. content director from Long Island, New York
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May 15, 2024I Am a Gen Z Employee Who Job Hops Every Two Hours
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March 4, 2024Of Microplastics and Men
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February 1, 2023You vs. The New Hire Your Boss Tells You Not to Worry About
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January 4, 2022Gloria Estefan Emerges from the Miami Sound Machine to Warn Humanity That a New Variant of Rhythm Is Gonna Get You
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June 8, 2020Quarantine Developmental Milestones
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October 23, 2017I Am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night
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September 13, 2016I’m EpiPen and I Haven’t Changed One Bit
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April 1, 2016Classic Poems Modified for Climate Change
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December 8, 2015Doctor, It Hurts When I Nae Nae
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October 26, 2015Cosmic Calendar (Heavily Edited Biblical Edition)
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August 25, 2015I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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