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Articles by
David Henne
David Henne is a public relations professor and higher ed. content director from Long Island, New York
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June 25, 2015Honey, Let’s Quit Our Day Jobs and Start Up That Little Vape Shop We’ve Always Talked About
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April 22, 2015We Got Big Plans for You, Newly Discovered Planet
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January 12, 2015It’s Cash Only at Our Boutique Dinette
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October 13, 2014Columbus Discovers the Weight Room
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March 14, 2014Give Me Back My Husband! At Some Point!
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January 30, 2014I’m Hoarding All My Sick Days for You, Girl
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November 14, 2013Whatever Generation We’re Discussing Had All the Breaks!
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November 6, 2013Honest LinkedIn Updates
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April 18, 2012Lesser-Known Chekhovian Techniques
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April 5, 2012On Wii Sports in Springtime
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October 6, 2011Stopping By Woods On a Bro-y Evening
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October 3, 2011I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year