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David Henne
David Henne is a higher education copywriter from Long Island, New York.
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January 30, 2014I’m Hoarding All My Sick Days for You, Girl
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November 14, 2013Whatever Generation We’re Discussing Had All the Breaks!
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November 6, 2013Honest LinkedIn Updates
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April 18, 2012Lesser-Known Chekhovian Techniques
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April 5, 2012On Wii Sports in Springtime
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October 6, 2011Stopping By Woods On a Bro-y Evening
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October 3, 2011I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year
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January 3, 2011It’s Difficult Convincing Time Travelers That the Present Day is Not a Dystopia
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October 15, 2010Will No One Buy My Used Gondola?
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August 3, 2010California Gurls: An Anthropological Study
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May 14, 2008Vegan Hikers Lost on Meatball Mountain Turn to Cannibalism
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February 21, 2008Unfortunate “That’s What She Said” Precursors in Casual Sports
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit