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Articles by
David Henne
David Henne is a higher education copywriter from Long Island, New York.
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November 14, 2013Whatever Generation We’re Discussing Had All the Breaks!
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November 6, 2013List: Honest LinkedIn Updates
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April 18, 2012Lesser-Known Chekhovian Techniques
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April 5, 2012On Wii Sports in Springtime
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October 6, 2011Stopping By Woods On a Bro-y Evening
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October 3, 2011I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year
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January 3, 2011It’s Difficult Convincing Time Travelers That the Present Day is Not a Dystopia
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October 15, 2010Will No One Buy My Used Gondola?
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August 3, 2010California Gurls: An Anthropological Study
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May 14, 2008Vegan Hikers Lost on Meatball Mountain Turn to Cannibalism
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February 21, 2008List: Unfortunate “That’s What She Said” Precursors in Casual Sports
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything