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Articles by
David Henne
David Henne is a higher education copywriter from Long Island, New York.
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November 14, 2013Whatever Generation We’re Discussing Had All the Breaks!
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November 6, 2013List: Honest LinkedIn Updates
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April 18, 2012Lesser-Known Chekhovian Techniques
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April 5, 2012On Wii Sports in Springtime
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October 6, 2011Stopping By Woods On a Bro-y Evening
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October 3, 2011I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year
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January 3, 2011It’s Difficult Convincing Time Travelers That the Present Day is Not a Dystopia
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October 15, 2010Will No One Buy My Used Gondola?
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August 3, 2010California Gurls: An Anthropological Study
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May 14, 2008Vegan Hikers Lost on Meatball Mountain Turn to Cannibalism
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February 21, 2008List: Unfortunate “That’s What She Said” Precursors in Casual Sports
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 15, 2018I Haven’t Even Started Thinking About Running for President in 2020, Despite What Those Campaign Buttons I Made Might Suggest
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November 15, 2018Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Buffy In Synchronicity At the Pawn Shop
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November 14, 2018The Cult of Ina Garten
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November 14, 2018List: Google Translate for My Asian Parents