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Articles by
Devin Wallace
Devin Wallace is a current Brooklyn-based writer and future point guard for the New York Knicks, adult growth spurt pending.
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February 2, 2024Our Digital Media Platform Will Revolutionize News and Is Also Shutting Down
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December 28, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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June 6, 2023Our Lemonade Stand Is Powered by AI
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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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October 26, 2022Our Bed and Breakfast Is the Perfect Place for You and Your Spouse to Fight on Vacation
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October 7, 2022How to Properly Celebrate Columbus Day
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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July 13, 2022N.I.M.B.Y. Membership Application
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June 24, 2022I’m Closing My Evil Lair and Hiring Corporate Lobbyists
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May 23, 2022Our Empire Can’t Afford Both Bread and Circuses, So from Here on Out No More Bread, Just Circuses
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian