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Devin Wallace
Devin Wallace is a current Brooklyn-based writer and future point guard for the New York Knicks, adult growth spurt pending.
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April 13, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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October 26, 2022Our Bed and Breakfast Is the Perfect Place for You and Your Spouse to Fight on Vacation
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October 7, 2022How to Properly Celebrate Columbus Day
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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July 13, 2022N.I.M.B.Y. Membership Application
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June 24, 2022I’m Closing My Evil Lair and Hiring Corporate Lobbyists
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May 23, 2022Our Empire Can’t Afford Both Bread and Circuses, So from Here on Out No More Bread, Just Circuses
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April 21, 2022Our Hybrid Work Policy Requires You in the Office Twice a Week to Battle the Bog Man
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February 10, 2022We Need to Stop Gentrification, Right After I Move into This Neighborhood
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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May 18, 2023HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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