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Devin Wallace
Devin Wallace is a current Brooklyn-based writer and future point guard for the New York Knicks, adult growth spurt pending.
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July 13, 2022N.I.M.B.Y. Membership Application
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June 24, 2022I’m Closing My Evil Lair and Hiring Corporate Lobbyists
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May 23, 2022Our Empire Can’t Afford Both Bread and Circuses, So from Here on Out No More Bread, Just Circuses
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April 21, 2022Our Hybrid Work Policy Requires You in the Office Twice a Week to Battle the Bog Man
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