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Articles by
Eli Grober
Eli writes Here’s Something, a weekly humor newsletter. He is a former staff writer for The Tonight Show, and his work appears regularly in the New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and his diary.
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September 27, 2022The White House’s Plan to Cancel Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and We Spend Twice That Much on the Military Every Year
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August 31, 2022Now That I Am Rich, I Won’t Shut the Fuck Up
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July 28, 2022I’m the Average Driver on the Road Right Now, and I’m Out of My Fucking Mind
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July 7, 2022Wait, You Can Just Make Your Leader “Step Down”?
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June 28, 2022Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad
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June 10, 2022Stop Politicizing This Thing That Can Only Be Solved Through Politics
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May 10, 2022Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
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April 26, 2022I Like Free Speech So Much I’ve Decided to Buy It
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April 20, 2022There’s No Need to Wear a Mask On This Flight—We’re Not Scared! Now Take Off Your Shoes in Case There’s a Bomb in Your Socks
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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April 1, 2022You Can Lie About Election Fraud and Incite an Insurrection. But If You Accuse Us of Having Sex, That Will Not Stand
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 29, 2022Template for White People Outraged Over Lizzo Playing James Madison’s Flute
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September 29, 2022I’m Not Like Other Fascists
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September 28, 2022It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis