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Eli Grober
Eli is a writer living in New York City and sometimes Los Angeles. He is a former staff writer for The Tonight Show. His writing has appeared in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and his diary. To read more of his work, subscribe to his newsletter.
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August 14, 2020Due to Budget Cuts, Every Day Is Now Monday
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April 10, 2020Hi, I’m Jesus, And When I Get Back, I Want All The Eggs Hidden
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