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Articles by
Eli Grober
Eli writes Here’s Something, a weekly humor newsletter. He is a former staff writer for The Tonight Show, and his work appears regularly in the New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and his diary.
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June 10, 2022Stop Politicizing This Thing That Can Only Be Solved Through Politics
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May 10, 2022Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
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April 26, 2022I Like Free Speech So Much I’ve Decided to Buy It
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April 20, 2022There’s No Need to Wear a Mask On This Flight—We’re Not Scared! Now Take Off Your Shoes in Case There’s a Bomb in Your Socks
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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April 1, 2022You Can Lie About Election Fraud and Incite an Insurrection. But If You Accuse Us of Having Sex, That Will Not Stand
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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March 1, 2022The State of the Union Is Pretty Good, Not Great, I Don’t Know—What Do You Wanna Hear? It’s Bad, Things Are Bad
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January 31, 2022Choosing Not to Do Business with Spotify Is Censorship. Now, Here’s a List of Books We Need to Ban
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January 24, 2022“We Need to Get Back to Normal,” I Say, While I Continue to Live My Life Normally, As I Have Throughout This Pandemic
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January 14, 2022Here’s How Time Works in 2022
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December 30, 2021The Terrible Things I Have Said and Done My Entire Life, and Right Up Until a Few Days Ago, Do Not Represent Me As a Person
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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June 9, 2022Yes, I Would Be Positively Delighted to Throw Away Your Trash
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You