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Eli Grober
Eli is the author of the satirical essay collection This Won’t Help, listed on the New Yorker’s “Best Books We Read This Week.” He writes the humor newsletter Here’s Something.
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July 7, 2022Wait, You Can Just Make Your Leader “Step Down”?
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June 28, 2022Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad
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June 10, 2022Stop Politicizing This Thing That Can Only Be Solved Through Politics
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May 10, 2022Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
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April 26, 2022I Like Free Speech So Much I’ve Decided to Buy It
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April 20, 2022There’s No Need to Wear a Mask On This Flight—We’re Not Scared! Now Take Off Your Shoes in Case There’s a Bomb in Your Socks
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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April 1, 2022You Can Lie About Election Fraud and Incite an Insurrection. But If You Accuse Us of Having Sex, That Will Not Stand
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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March 1, 2022The State of the Union Is Pretty Good, Not Great, I Don’t Know—What Do You Wanna Hear? It’s Bad, Things Are Bad
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January 31, 2022Choosing Not to Do Business with Spotify Is Censorship. Now, Here’s a List of Books We Need to Ban
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January 24, 2022“We Need to Get Back to Normal,” I Say, While I Continue to Live My Life Normally, As I Have Throughout This Pandemic
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 27, 2023Your Amazon Order of Reusable Metal Straws Is Currently on Its Way Via the Most Ecologically Devastating Route You Could Imagine