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Erica Lies
Erica Lies is a writer and comedian in Austin, TX. You can read more of her writing by googling her, but good luck with that. Her last name is a verb.
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January 10, 2024If Zeus Had Instagram
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November 12, 2020Using Your Mental Health Benefits: A Hero’s Journey
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January 23, 2020FAQ: Your Visit to Flow State
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March 14, 2019This Is Not a “Breakup,” It’s a “Pivot Toward Life Without Denise”
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October 8, 2018I’m the Tech Venture Capitalist Giving You the Freedom to Barely Scrape By
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July 3, 2018What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You
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May 2, 2018What Your Myers-Briggs Type Says About Whether You’ll Take the Myers-Briggs Test
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April 28, 2017The Rest of Nordstrom’s Manual-Labor-Chic Summer Lineup
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February 24, 2017Five Beautiful Dead Bodies Every Aspiring Actress Dreams of Playing
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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