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Articles by
Gary M. Almeter
Gary M. Almeter is an attorney who lives in a quaint and cozy neighborhood in Baltimore, MD with his wife, three children and beagle. His short stories, essays and humor pieces have appeared in McSweeney’s, Writer’s Bone, the Good Men Project, 1966, and Splitsider. He is the recipient of the Maryland Writer’s Association’s 2015 Creative Nonfiction Award."
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September 28, 2018List: Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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April 11, 2018List: Paul Ryan Index
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April 6, 2018List: What Your Favorite Beer Says About You
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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February 1, 2018Rick James’s Long Lost Annotations to His 1981 Hit Song “Superfreak” Reveal What He Really Wanted to Record Was an Anthem of Female Empowerment
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December 15, 2017Logical Reasoning Questions: My Dream Dinner Party
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November 17, 2017List: Senate Bill No. 69-2017 – The Peremptory and Preemptive Senator Self-Nicknaming Act
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July 12, 2017Monologue: I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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July 6, 2017Quiz: How Ugly, Gross and Stupid Do You Look When You Eat Corn on the Cob?
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May 12, 2017List: Commencement Speech Index
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April 7, 2017List: Suggested Activities for National Coffee Cake Day
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