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Gary M. Almeter
Gary M. Almeter is an attorney who lives in a quaint and cozy neighborhood in Baltimore, MD with his wife, three children and beagle. His short stories, essays and humor pieces have appeared in McSweeney’s, Writer’s Bone, the Good Men Project, 1966, and Splitsider. He is the recipient of the Maryland Writer’s Association’s 2015 Creative Nonfiction Award."
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April 6, 2018What Your Favorite Beer Says About You
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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February 1, 2018Rick James’s Long Lost Annotations to His 1981 Hit Song “Superfreak” Reveal What He Really Wanted to Record Was an Anthem of Female Empowerment
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December 15, 2017Logical Reasoning Questions: My Dream Dinner Party
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November 17, 2017Senate Bill No. 69-2017 – The Peremptory and Preemptive Senator Self-Nicknaming Act
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July 12, 2017I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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July 6, 2017Quiz: How Ugly, Gross and Stupid Do You Look When You Eat Corn on the Cob?
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May 12, 2017Commencement Speech Index
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April 7, 2017Suggested Activities for National Coffee Cake Day
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February 9, 2017I’m an Anthropomorphic Lady Jar of Mayonnaise and I’m Ready to Play Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live
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January 11, 2017I am Now the DJ at Trump’s Inaugural Ball and I Just Got a Memo That These Urine-Themed Songs are Now Verboten
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November 7, 2016I’m the DJ for Hillary Clinton’s Election Night Victory Party and Here is My Awesome, HRC-Approved Playlist
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