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Jacob Rosenberg
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April 19, 2019God, Does the Land of Milk and Honey Also Have Oat Milk?
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February 8, 2019Dude, Remember the Time We Remembered College?
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June 22, 2018Sorry, But Your Loved One’s Murder Wasn’t Quite Interesting Enough to Be Solved By Our Podcast
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September 29, 2017Acknowledgements Page for My Awesome Reply to a Trump Tweet
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April 14, 2017The Modern Confessions of St. Augustine
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October 6, 2016A College Applicant’s Love Letter
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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November 20, 2015The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of Failure
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September 11, 2015The Kid Who Talks Too Much Daydreams About the First Day of Class
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August 17, 2015We Are Now At the Point In This Argument Where I Realize I Am Wrong
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President