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Jacob Rosenberg

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February 8, 2019

Dude, Remember the Time We Remembered College?

by Jacob Rosenberg
June 22, 2018

Sorry, But Your Loved One’s Murder Wasn’t Quite Interesting Enough to Be Solved By Our Podcast

by Jacob Rosenberg
September 29, 2017

Acknowledgements Page for My Awesome Reply to a Trump Tweet

by Jacob Rosenberg
April 14, 2017

The Modern Confessions of St. Augustine

by Jacob Rosenberg
October 6, 2016

A College Applicant’s Love Letter

by Jacob Rosenberg
February 22, 2016

Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter

by Jacob Rosenberg
November 20, 2015

Monologue: The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of Failure

by Jacob Rosenberg
September 11, 2015

The Kid Who Talks Too Much Daydreams About the First Day of Class

by Jacob Rosenberg
August 17, 2015

We Are Now At the Point In This Argument Where I Realize I Am Wrong

by Jacob Rosenberg

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

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