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  • April 14, 2017
    The Modern Confessions of St. Augustine
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  • October 6, 2016
    A College Applicant’s Love Letter
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  • November 20, 2015
    The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of Failure
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  • September 11, 2015
    The Kid Who Talks Too Much Daydreams About the First Day of Class
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  • August 17, 2015
    We Are Now At the Point In This Argument Where I Realize I Am Wrong
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