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JoJo Franzen likes maple syrup, green things, and destroying her friends and enemies in competitive board games.
June 21, 2018Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix
April 9, 2018Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
November 20, 2017List: Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying
May 27, 2016List: Ways in Which We Swipe Right After 34