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JoJo Franzen
JoJo Franzen likes maple syrup, green things, and destroying her friends and enemies in competitive board games.
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October 30, 2020My Sexy Nurse Costume Is Going to Be So Hot Once I Get My Hands On Some Food Service Gloves and a Pair of Used Ski Goggles
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October 9, 2019Pumpkin Spice: Now For Men
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June 21, 2018Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix
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April 9, 2018Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
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November 20, 2017Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying
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May 27, 2016Ways in Which We Swipe Right After 34
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 14, 2021Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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