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Articles by
Kerry Elson
Kerry Elson is a teacher and writer in New York City.
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April 30, 2024Getting Dinner with Friends Who Don’t Know Each Other: Into the Friendship Multiverse
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April 11, 2024A Support Group for People Whose Friends Have Moved to Los Angeles
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March 7, 2024She Lives in New York and Los Angeles
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January 22, 2024Long-Time Single Procures Boyfriend: Field Notes
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August 17, 2023You Must Teach This New Curriculum with Fidelity
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September 7, 2022What Kind of Music Do You Like?
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May 2, 2022Our Bus Stop: A Play by Thornton Wilder
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August 25, 2021Hang Out with Me, a Teacher, Before Summer Is Gone
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May 27, 2021Enjoy Our Bedtime Tea, Which We Really Hope Is Enough
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September 4, 2020A Meditation for Kindergarten Teachers Who Are Teaching In-Person During the Pandemic
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August 19, 2020Myths of Athena, Retold So She’s Called “Ma’am”
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March 11, 2020The Bar Where I Meet Tinder Dates Goes Out of Business: A Shakespearean Tragedy
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian