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Kimberly Harrington
Kimberly Harrington is the author of BUT YOU SEEMED SO HAPPY and AMATEUR HOUR and her work is included in the collection KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING. She writes the Substack-recommended newsletter HONEY STAY SUPER and her work has also appeared in The New Yorker, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and The Cut. A long-time copywriter and creative director, her clients have included Apple, Nike, and Netflix.
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