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Kimberly Harrington
Kimberly Harrington is the author of BUT YOU SEEMED SO HAPPY and AMATEUR HOUR and her work is included in the collection KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING. She writes the Substack-recommended newsletter HONEY STAY SUPER and her work has also appeared in The New Yorker, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and The Cut. A long-time copywriter and creative director, her clients have included Apple, Nike, and Netflix.
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May 3, 2019Things People Say When You Get Divorced That They Really Should Say When You Get Engaged
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April 19, 2019Radiohead or Mueller Report?
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February 22, 2019Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio
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February 1, 2019Super Bowl Commercial Bingo
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January 30, 2019Don’t Call It a Comeback: Kevin Spacey’s “Let Me Be Limericks”
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November 16, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”
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November 9, 2018Common Sayings Updated for American Culture
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October 1, 2018Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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September 24, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Excerpted Testimony From the Supreme Court Nomination Hearing For Steff McKee, Formerly of Pretty In Pink
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August 16, 2018If Goodreads Users Reviewed Your Life the Way They Reviewed Your Book
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July 30, 2018Our Reviews of Men or Real Amazon.com Reviews of Jar Openers?
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June 28, 2018End Times Knock-Knock Jokes
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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