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Kimberly Harrington
Kimberly Harrington is the author of BUT YOU SEEMED SO HAPPY and AMATEUR HOUR and her work is included in the collection KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING. She writes the Substack-recommended newsletter HONEY STAY SUPER and her work has also appeared in The New Yorker, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and The Cut. A long-time copywriter and creative director, her clients have included Apple, Nike, and Netflix.
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April 5, 2017The Resistance Will Be Brought to You By Pepsi
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March 30, 2017A Guide for Brands That Have Recently Discovered Women
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November 16, 2016“If Mama Ain’t Happy Ain’t Nobody Happy”: Revised and Expanded
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October 12, 2016I’m Looking for a Candidate Who Tells It Like It Is
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June 1, 2016Are You Sure There Isn’t Something Else I Can Do Before the End of the School Year?
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April 14, 2016Your Cute Wedding Hashtags Twenty Years Later
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January 27, 2016Please Don’t Get Murdered at School Today
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December 1, 2015The Old Farmer’s Almanac Predicts “We’re All Fucked” This Winter
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November 12, 2015Is There a Parenting Expert On This Plane?
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September 16, 2015Radiohead Song or Accurate Description of My Parenting?
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May 19, 2015I Know You Are But What Am I: Political Edition
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April 7, 2015Welcome to Our Design Studio, Where You’ll Never See the Light of Day But You Can Bring Your Dog
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