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Articles by
Kimberly Harrington
Kimberly Harrington is the author of BUT YOU SEEMED SO HAPPY and AMATEUR HOUR and her work is included in the collection KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING. She writes the Substack-recommended newsletter HONEY STAY SUPER and her work has also appeared in The New Yorker, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and The Cut. A long-time copywriter and creative director, her clients have included Apple, Nike, and Netflix.
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June 12, 2018Other Things You Should Let Sink In
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May 11, 2018Motherhood: An FAQ
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March 20, 2018A Generic First Day of Spring/ Summer/ Autumn/ Winter Conversation
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February 21, 2018I’m Your Freelance Check and I’m Here to Change Your Life
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February 14, 2018Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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January 22, 2018Netflix and Chill for Married People
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January 12, 2018Other News Stories I Expect the Media to Break This Year
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December 8, 2017Get Pumped for Our 110% Sexual Harassment-Free Holiday Office Party!
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November 6, 2017I’m Asking for Privacy While I Seek Treatment for Being a Piece of Human Garbage
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May 12, 2017Just What I Wanted, a Whole 24 Hours of Recognition Once a Year
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May 3, 2017Other Books Ivanka Trump Should Consider Writing
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April 5, 2017The Resistance Will Be Brought to You By Pepsi
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ