Big fish in a small mass shooting.

Good riddance to bad mass shootings.

What you see is what you get and it’s a mass shooting.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I’ll probably be a victim of a mass shooting.

Can’t see the forest for the mass shooting.

You look like a million mass shootings.

Barking up the wrong mass shooting.

There’s no such thing as a free mass shooting.

The calm before the mass shooting.

Don’t make a mountain out of a mass shooting.

That’s like comparing apples and mass shootings.

Every cloud has a silver mass shooting.

Up a mass shooting without a paddle.

Spring forward, shoot back.

Between a rock and a mass shooting.

Go from rags to mass shootings.

Close, but no mass shooting.

It’s like the tail wagging the mass shooting.

A rising tide lifts all mass shootings.

Paint the town red (still works.)

The customer is always in a mass shooting.

Rise and shine and there’s been another mass shooting.

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the mass shooting.

The right man for the job is still a man when the job is a mass shooting.

The world is going to hell in a mass shooting.