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All posts tagged
gun-control
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November 9, 2018List: Common Sayings Updated for American Culture
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May 22, 2018It is High Time We Banned Doors and Started Saving Children’s Lives in This Country
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May 21, 2018List: Things Republicans Have Blamed for School Shootings or a Top-200 Subreddit?
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March 23, 2018If Becoming a Teacher Were as Easy as Purchasing a Gun
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March 23, 2018Rap Lyrics That Sound Like Trump-Era Teachers’ Laments
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March 14, 2018List: Student Activists or Part of a Sinister Plot?
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March 1, 2018I’m a Proud Second Amendment-Loving, Law-Abiding American. And I’m Giving Up My F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet
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February 28, 2018Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Sir Bevin Says Chess is to Blame for the Fiefdom’s Recent Crossbow Incident!
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February 27, 2018In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own
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February 26, 2018My Catholic School Teachers, Packing Heat
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book