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gun-control
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May 22, 2018It is High Time We Banned Doors and Started Saving Children’s Lives in This Country
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May 21, 2018List: Things Republicans Have Blamed for School Shootings or a Top-200 Subreddit?
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March 23, 2018If Becoming a Teacher Were as Easy as Purchasing a Gun
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March 23, 2018Rap Lyrics That Sound Like Trump-Era Teachers’ Laments
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March 14, 2018List: Student Activists or Part of a Sinister Plot?
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March 1, 2018I’m a Proud Second Amendment-Loving, Law-Abiding American. And I’m Giving Up My F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet
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February 28, 2018Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Sir Bevin Says Chess is to Blame for the Fiefdom’s Recent Crossbow Incident!
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February 27, 2018In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own
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February 26, 2018My Catholic School Teachers, Packing Heat
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February 23, 2018Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 22, 2018Monologue: Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club
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October 22, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Avoid the I Word
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value