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All posts tagged
gun-control
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March 23, 2021The Only Way to Prevent Car Crashes Is More Cars
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August 28, 2020Gun Ownership In America: A Flowchart
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November 6, 2019I Personally Don’t Believe Solutions Are the Answer to Our Problems
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October 1, 2019Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
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September 25, 201912 Things You’re Not Likely to Hear Anytime Soon In the United States
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August 12, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Gun Reform Amongst the Liberal Elite
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August 6, 2019We Must Defend Thanos’s Constitutional Right to Snap His Fingers and Make Half of the Universe Disappear
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August 5, 2019I Can’t Imagine Why a White Nationalist With My Politics Would Do Such a Thing
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 2, 2019Prevent Learning Loss By Making Your Child Practice Active Shooter Drills During Their Summer Vacation
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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