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gun-control
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February 23, 2018Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 22, 2018I’m the Parkland P.R. Coach and I’m Worried My Crisis Actors Will Never Break Character
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February 22, 2018As Senator, I Have No Choice But to Accept Donations From This Churning Vortex of Death That Ate Your Children
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February 22, 2018Time’s Up, Teenage Survivors of Recent School Shootings
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February 20, 2018My Skills as a Psychiatrist are Definitely Just as Powerful as an AR-15
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February 19, 2018Open Letter: An Open Letter to James Madison About His Drafting of the Second Amendment
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January 26, 2018I Don’t Mean to Be Difficult, But I Really, Really Don’t Want to Get Shot
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December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
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November 6, 2017The Chicago Mentioner
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October 3, 2017Yes, The Rabid Wolves in Our National Park Keep Mauling Hikers, But the Wolves Are All Acting Individually So We’re Not Really Seeing a Pattern Here
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers