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All posts tagged
gun-control
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February 26, 2018My Catholic School Teachers, Packing Heat
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 22, 2018I’m the Parkland P.R. Coach and I’m Worried My Crisis Actors Will Never Break Character
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February 22, 2018As Senator, I Have No Choice But to Accept Donations From This Churning Vortex of Death That Ate Your Children
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February 22, 2018Time’s Up, Teenage Survivors of Recent School Shootings
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February 20, 2018My Skills as a Psychiatrist are Definitely Just as Powerful as an AR-15
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February 19, 2018An Open Letter to James Madison About His Drafting of the Second Amendment
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January 26, 2018I Don’t Mean to Be Difficult, But I Really, Really Don’t Want to Get Shot
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December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
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November 6, 2017The Chicago Mentioner