The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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March 28, 2017I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
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February 17, 2017The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change
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January 31, 2017Keep Out of Our Shining City On a Hill
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January 6, 2017Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider Monster from The Lord of the Rings?
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December 19, 2016Let Us Raise a Flagon of Eggnog to Remember Those We Lost in the War on Christmas
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November 21, 2016How to Drain the Swamp in 9 Easy Steps
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey