McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
-
March 28, 2017I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
-
February 17, 2017The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change
-
January 31, 2017Keep Out of Our Shining City On a Hill
-
January 6, 2017Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider Monster from The Lord of the Rings?
-
December 19, 2016Let Us Raise a Flagon of Eggnog to Remember Those We Lost in the War on Christmas
-
November 21, 2016How to Drain the Swamp in 9 Easy Steps
Trending 🔥
-
September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
-
September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
-
September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?