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Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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March 28, 2017I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
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February 17, 2017The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change
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January 31, 2017Keep Out of Our Shining City On a Hill
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January 6, 2017Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider Monster from The Lord of the Rings?
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December 19, 2016Let Us Raise a Flagon of Eggnog to Remember Those We Lost in the War on Christmas
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November 21, 2016How to Drain the Swamp in 9 Easy Steps
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