Articles by
Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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September 22, 2017The Coffin Industry Proudly Supports the Graham-Cassidy Health Care Bill
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September 5, 2017Our Streets Will Finally Be Safe From Hardworking People Who Contribute to Society
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August 8, 2017I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing this Grand Jury Investigation Into President Trump and Russia
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July 14, 2017Don’t Trust What the Fake News Media Says About Cersei Lannister
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June 21, 2017This is the Definitive Think Piece On Yesterday’s Special Election Results, Which I Wrote Last Week
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June 8, 2017ALERT: There is a Severe Tweetstorm Warning for Your Area
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May 4, 2017The Three Stooges in Curly Has No Health Insurance Because of His Pre-Existing Condition
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March 28, 2017Monologue: I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
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February 17, 2017The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change
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January 31, 2017Keep Out of Our Shining City On a Hill
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January 6, 2017List: Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider Monster from The Lord of the Rings?
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December 19, 2016Let Us Raise a Flagon of Eggnog to Remember Those We Lost in the War on Christmas