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Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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November 20, 2018FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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September 13, 2018Our Flavorful Poison Sticks Are Not Meant For Children
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July 17, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: A Sad Excuse for a Summit
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May 8, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: Mad Mueller: Fury Road
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April 6, 2018What Animals Think About EPA Chief Scott Pruitt
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March 22, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The March Madness
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 9, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Counter-Memo Catastrophe
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January 18, 2018We’re Changing the News Feed So You See More Posts From People Who Suck
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056 -
January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 22, 2021Now That I Am Old Enough to Enroll in Medicare, I Am Against Socialized Medicine
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule