Articles by
Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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July 14, 2017Don’t Trust What the Fake News Media Says About Cersei Lannister
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June 21, 2017This is the Definitive Think Piece On Yesterday’s Special Election Results, Which I Wrote Last Week
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June 8, 2017ALERT: There is a Severe Tweetstorm Warning for Your Area
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May 4, 2017The Three Stooges in Curly Has No Health Insurance Because of His Pre-Existing Condition
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March 28, 2017Monologue: I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
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February 17, 2017The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change
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January 31, 2017Keep Out of Our Shining City On a Hill
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January 6, 2017List: Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider Monster from The Lord of the Rings?
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December 19, 2016Let Us Raise a Flagon of Eggnog to Remember Those We Lost in the War on Christmas
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November 21, 2016List: How to Drain the Swamp in 9 Easy Steps
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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July 12, 2017How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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July 5, 2017Welcome to Our Startup Where Everyone is 23 Years Old Because We Believe Old People Are Visually Displeasing and Out of Ideas
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July 11, 2017Donald Trump Jr. Reviews Famous Works of Literature
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July 25, 2017An Update to The Boy Scout Handbook
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July 25, 2017Other Meetings Jared Kushner Has Attended Without Realizing What They Were
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July 25, 2017Incerdlibe! Humnas Are Srmat Engouh to Raed Tihs, But Apapnerlty Tehy Stlil Arne’t Srmat Eonguh to WATCH MY ONE-MAN SHOW!
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July 25, 2017Monologue: I Am a New Meme