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Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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November 20, 2018FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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September 13, 2018Our Flavorful Poison Sticks Are Not Meant For Children
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July 17, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: A Sad Excuse for a Summit
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May 8, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: Mad Mueller: Fury Road
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April 6, 2018What Animals Think About EPA Chief Scott Pruitt
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March 22, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The March Madness
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February 23, 2018Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 9, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Counter-Memo Catastrophe
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January 18, 2018We’re Changing the News Feed So You See More Posts From People Who Suck
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 15, 2019It’s Time to Take Up Arms In the War Against Toxic Masculinity
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January 15, 2019Dick Portraiture for the Renaissance Gentleman
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January 15, 2019List: 12 Ways My Book Club Can Tell I Definitely Read War and Peace
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January 15, 2019Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community