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Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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November 20, 2018FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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September 13, 2018Our Flavorful Poison Sticks Are Not Meant For Children
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July 17, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: A Sad Excuse for a Summit
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May 8, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: Mad Mueller: Fury Road
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April 6, 2018What Animals Think About EPA Chief Scott Pruitt
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March 22, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The March Madness
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 9, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Counter-Memo Catastrophe
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January 18, 2018We’re Changing the News Feed So You See More Posts From People Who Suck
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January 3, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The Biggest Button
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December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 14, 2021Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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July 26, 2021You Think Delta Airlines and Corona Beer Have It Bad? My Laundromat Is Named “Horrible Debilitating Murder Disease”
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July 26, 2021The Worst They Can Say Is No
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July 23, 2021Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist