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Matthew Disler
Matthew Disler is a writer living and working in New York.
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November 29, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: Will the Real Acting Director of the CFPB Please Stand Up?
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November 8, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: The Battle of the Off-Year Election
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October 30, 2017Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
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October 19, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: Is Bob Corker in the Resistance Now? But, On the Other Hand, Do I Care?
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October 6, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: Survivors of the Great War of 2016
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September 22, 2017The Coffin Industry Proudly Supports the Graham-Cassidy Health Care Bill
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September 5, 2017Our Streets Will Finally Be Safe From Hardworking People Who Contribute to Society
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August 8, 2017I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing this Grand Jury Investigation Into President Trump and Russia
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July 14, 2017Don’t Trust What the Fake News Media Says About Cersei Lannister
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June 21, 2017This is the Definitive Think Piece On Yesterday’s Special Election Results, Which I Wrote Last Week
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June 8, 2017ALERT: There is a Severe Tweetstorm Warning for Your Area
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May 4, 2017The Three Stooges in Curly Has No Health Insurance Because of His Pre-Existing Condition
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday