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Articles by
Scott Bolohan
Scott Bolohan is a potential award-winning writer. He is the founder of The Twin Bill, a literary baseball publication. He lives with a Roomba and his succulent, Robert Plant.
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February 18, 2021Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
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January 8, 2021An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations
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December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
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November 6, 2020We Are Not Commenting on the Actions of the President We Have Enthusiastically Supported Until Just Now
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October 5, 2020Rebels, Please Join Me in Wishing Emperor Palpatine Well
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August 25, 2020“New Jersey Will Also Never Die,” By David Puddy
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August 17, 2020Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies
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May 26, 2020The Quarantine Emails of Normal People’s Connell and Marianne
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April 24, 2020The Last Glance: The Horace Grant Story
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April 9, 2020I Am Using My Free Time to Not Write a Novel
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 14, 2021Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist
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July 23, 2021An Open Letter to the #OWNVOICES Movement
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July 22, 2021Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)