McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Scott Bolohan
Scott Bolohan is a potential award-winning writer. He is the founder of The Twin Bill, a literary baseball publication. He lives with a Roomba and his succulent, Robert Plant.
-
February 18, 2021Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
-
January 8, 2021An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations
-
December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
-
November 6, 2020We Are Not Commenting on the Actions of the President We Have Enthusiastically Supported Until Just Now
-
October 5, 2020Rebels, Please Join Me in Wishing Emperor Palpatine Well
-
August 25, 2020“New Jersey Will Also Never Die,” By David Puddy
-
August 17, 2020Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies
-
May 26, 2020The Quarantine Emails of Normal People’s Connell and Marianne
-
April 24, 2020The Last Glance: The Horace Grant Story
-
April 9, 2020I Am Using My Free Time to Not Write a Novel
Trending 🔥
-
August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
-
August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
-
August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
-
August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
Recently
-
September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
-
September 9, 2024Sorry Not Sorry: BTS, Ronda Rousey, and the Timing of Apologies
-
September 9, 2024Things People Have Yelled Down to Me, a Person Trapped Alone at the Bottom of a Well
-
September 6, 2024As a Feminist, I Believe a Woman Can Be Miserable Whether She Is Childless or Not