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Scott Bolohan is a potential award-winning writer. He is the founder of The Twin Bill, a literary baseball publication. He lives with a Roomba and his succulent, Robert Plant.

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  • December 11, 2020
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  • November 6, 2020
    We Are Not Commenting on the Actions of the President We Have Enthusiastically Supported Until Just Now
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  • August 25, 2020
    “New Jersey Will Also Never Die,”
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  • August 17, 2020
    Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies
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  • May 26, 2020
    The Quarantine Emails of Normal People’s Connell and Marianne
    by Scott Bolohan
  • April 24, 2020
    The Last Glance: The Horace Grant Story
    by Scott Bolohan
  • April 9, 2020
    I Am Using My Free Time to Not Write a Novel
    by Scott Bolohan
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