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Scott Bolohan
Scott Bolohan is a potential award-winning writer. He is the founder of The Twin Bill, a literary baseball publication. He lives with a Roomba and his succulent, Robert Plant.
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February 18, 2021Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
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January 8, 2021An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations
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December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
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November 6, 2020We Are Not Commenting on the Actions of the President We Have Enthusiastically Supported Until Just Now
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October 5, 2020Rebels, Please Join Me in Wishing Emperor Palpatine Well
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August 25, 2020“New Jersey Will Also Never Die,” By David Puddy
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August 17, 2020Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies
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May 26, 2020The Quarantine Emails of Normal People’s Connell and Marianne
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April 24, 2020The Last Glance: The Horace Grant Story
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April 9, 2020I Am Using My Free Time to Not Write a Novel
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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