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Articles by
Sloan Schang
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November 13, 2012Spotify Social Updates From Dickensian England
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September 6, 2012Your Instagram Horoscope
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November 2, 2011Please Help the Ecopod Habitat Biotel by Marriott in Our Efforts to Conserve
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July 12, 2011List: Other Adages for Sailors
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June 23, 2011List: Additional Improvements to the Coors Light “Cold Activated” Beer Can
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June 9, 2011List: Initial Pop Offerings
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May 23, 2011A Post-Rapture Survival Checklist
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May 12, 2011List: Roles I Imagine I am Auditioning for When I Shop at Whole Foods
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March 31, 2011List: Less Popular Olan Mills Portrait Studio Backgrounds
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November 5, 2010Circumstances Under Which I Would Enjoy Whale Watching
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October 18, 2010Small Talks
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December 1, 2004List: Mildly Upsetting Fortune-Cookie Messages
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?