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Articles by
Terry Heyman
Terry Heyman is a writer living in Pennsylvania and is phenomenal at making a mountain out of a molehill.
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April 19, 2019The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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September 18, 2018Our Yom Kippur Service Will Be the Most Awesome Nine Hours of Your Year!
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May 25, 2018What Trump Talks About When He Talks About Love
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March 30, 2018The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2018 Edition
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March 26, 2018Things I’ve Said to My Husband During Sex or to My Teenage Daughter While Teaching Her to Drive?
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April 10, 2017The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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