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Articles by
Terry Heyman
Terry Heyman is a writer living in Pennsylvania and is phenomenal at making a mountain out of a molehill.
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April 19, 2019The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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September 18, 2018Our Yom Kippur Service Will Be the Most Awesome Nine Hours of Your Year!
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May 25, 2018What Trump Talks About When He Talks About Love
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March 30, 2018The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2018 Edition
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March 26, 2018List: Things I’ve Said to My Husband During Sex or to My Teenage Daughter While Teaching Her to Drive?
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April 10, 2017The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes