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It’s decorative gourd season, and brand-new orange gourd mugs are here. Time to reap this freaky-assed harvest and treat yourself.

Ysabel Yates

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Ysabel Yates

Ysabel Yates is a New York City-based humor writer. You can find her work in The Belladonna, Reductress, Points In Case and on her website at ysabelyates.rocks.

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