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Amongst the Liberal Elite
Getting woke is hard. As this couple are discovering under 45’s regime, it takes more than listening to NPR on our daily commutes and watching John Oliver on our phones in bed while we sip craft beer from artisanal glassware made by at-risk women on another continent to make us global citizens. That won’t stop Alexandra and Michael from trying, though.
These are never EVER drawn from the life of the author or should be considered in any way autobiographical. Ever. Never ever. For example, Elly Lonon has never done pilates. Ever.
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September 24, 2020Campaign Donations Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 14, 2020Social Distancing Amongst the Liberal Elite
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March 5, 2020Pandemic Preparation Amongst the Liberal Elite
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January 17, 2020Cable News Interviews Amongst the Liberal Elite
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December 17, 2019Impeachment Coverage Amongst the Liberal Elite
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October 23, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Flu Shots Amongst the Liberal Elite
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September 26, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Impeachment Inquiries Amongst the Liberal Elite
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August 12, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Gun Reform Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 10, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Immigration Reform Amongst the Liberal Elite
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June 17, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Self-Care Amongst the Liberal Elite
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May 13, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Pledge Drives Amongst the Liberal Elite
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