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Amongst the Liberal Elite
Getting woke is hard. As this couple are discovering under 45’s regime, it takes more than listening to NPR on our daily commutes and watching John Oliver on our phones in bed while we sip craft beer from artisanal glassware made by at-risk women on another continent to make us global citizens. That won’t stop Alexandra and Michael from trying, though.
These are never EVER drawn from the life of the author or should be considered in any way autobiographical. Ever. Never ever. For example, Elly Lonon has never done pilates. Ever.
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November 29, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Holiday Hangovers Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 5, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Midterm Elections Preparation Amongst the Liberal Elite
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October 3, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Rage Amongst the Liberal Elite
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August 23, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 3, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Frozen Treats Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 23, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Earth Day Amongst the Liberal Elite
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March 13, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Nor’easters Amongst the Liberal Elite
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February 14, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Corporate Manufactured Holidays Amongst the Liberal Elite
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