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Amongst the Liberal Elite
Getting woke is hard. As this couple are discovering under 45’s regime, it takes more than listening to NPR on our daily commutes and watching John Oliver on our phones in bed while we sip craft beer from artisanal glassware made by at-risk women on another continent to make us global citizens. That won’t stop Alexandra and Michael from trying, though.
These are never EVER drawn from the life of the author or should be considered in any way autobiographical. Ever. Never ever. For example, Elly Lonon has never done pilates. Ever.
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February 14, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Corporate Manufactured Holidays Amongst the Liberal Elite
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January 2, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Resolutions Among the Liberal Elite
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December 11, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Harassment Allegations Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 22, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Holidays Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 8, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Anniversaries Amongst the Liberal Elite
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September 25, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Sports Games Amongst the Liberal Elite
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August 28, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Home Renovation Amongst the Liberal Elite
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July 17, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Labor Negotiations Amongst the Liberal Elite
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June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
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May 31, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Fake News Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 26, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Climate Change Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 12, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Tax Refunds Amongst the Liberal Elite
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