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January 5, 201713 Reasons Your Barista Might Be Inclined to Spit in Your Drink
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January 4, 2017Post-2016 Election Cosmo Tips for Decoding Your Man
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January 3, 20172017’s Must-Have Accessories
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December 31, 201618 Fitting Ways to Celebrate the End of 2016
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December 22, 2016A Few Minor Requests Before You Take Your Holiday Vacation
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December 21, 20167 Festive Diet Hacks to Survive Any Holiday Party
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December 20, 201610 Ideal Holiday Gifts for the Nihilist In Your Family
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December 19, 20169 Festive Holiday Trends That Are Surprisingly Painful for Some Reason
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December 17, 2016Exit Strategies From Social Gatherings
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December 16, 2016Unedited List of Every Unpleasant Thing I Could Think of While I Had Writer’s Block
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December 14, 2016Important Takeaways from Popular Christmas Songs
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December 13, 2016Greeting Cards for Multinational Corporations
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