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February 2, 201713 Ways to Notify Hoes They Will Not Be Played With
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February 2, 2017Libertarian Interpretations of Classic Films
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February 1, 20175 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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February 1, 2017Class of 2017 Senior Superlatives at White Guy High School
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January 31, 2017Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?
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January 30, 2017Tips for Staying Calm and Relaxed in 2017
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January 30, 2017Kellyanne Conway’s Ficciones
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January 27, 2017MTV Casting Call or Catcall?
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January 26, 2017The 13 Raddest Things About Turning 13!
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January 25, 2017Concepts for Which I Suspect Germans Have a Single Word
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January 24, 2017Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
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January 23, 2017If Famous Novelists Were Adjuncts
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