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December 12, 2016Sexts from My Wife After She’s Gone to Bed Early
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December 9, 2016Useful Things to Say in English Class
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December 8, 201618 Pinterest-Worthy Lifehacks!
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December 7, 2016Five Similarities Between Writing and Falling Down 47 Flights of Stairs
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December 6, 2016Go-To Karaoke Songs of Famous Writers
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December 2, 2016If I Had to Make Out With the Founding Fathers Because Gary Sinise Was Threatening Me With a Gun, This is the Order I’d Go In
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December 1, 2016A Helpful Phrasebook for Tourists Traveling to Cuba During the Nation’s Time of Mourning
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November 30, 2016Two Truths and a Lie: Trump Edition
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November 29, 2016Beyond Safety Pins
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November 28, 2016The Unspoken Rules of the Teachers’ Lounge
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