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October 19, 2016Scarface If Written Via Texting
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October 18, 2016Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
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October 17, 2016How to Speak Your Truth
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October 14, 201616 Useful Mnemonics for Commonly Misspelled Words From a Desperate Writer Who Told Us He Knew 20
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October 14, 2016Rejected Song Titles from Bon Iver’s Album, 22, A Million
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October 13, 2016Marketing Tag Lines of American Universities, Paired With Other, Non-University Corporations
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October 12, 2016Forthcoming ’80s Remakes That Haunt the Nightmares of the Alt-Right
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October 11, 2016How to Know If Your College Has a Race Problem
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October 10, 2016The Perfect Yacht Rock Song for Every Occasion
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October 7, 2016Things to Discuss With My Doctor Before the Hysterectomy
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October 6, 2016MLA Formatted Outline for a Drake Album
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October 5, 2016Return Policies of Various Academic Philosophies
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