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April 15, 2016Titles of Bach Chorales, as Translated by My Niece After One Semester of German
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April 14, 2016Your Cute Wedding Hashtags Twenty Years Later
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April 13, 2016Questions for the Focus Group of My Latest Poem
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April 12, 2016Tell Me Your Favorite Slow Jam, and I’ll Tell You What Beverage You’re Currently Crying Into
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April 11, 2016Sentences I Wrote While Trying to Write Like a Motherfucker
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April 7, 2016Kama Sutra Position or Bennigan’s Menu Item?
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April 6, 2016The Midwest, According to the New York Times
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April 5, 2016Sixteen Classic Poems That Will Change Your Life!
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April 4, 2016Five Excuses to Get Out of Reading a Friend’s Poetry
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April 1, 2016Rejected “XYZ vs MFA” Think Piece Pitches
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March 31, 2016“Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
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March 29, 2016My Life Reimagined as R. L. Stine Titles
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