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March 7, 2016Things to Do With Your English Degree
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March 4, 2016Jokes I Tell Myself to Stave Off a Breakdown
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March 3, 2016Discontinued Safe Words
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March 2, 2016Texts My Father Sent That Can Also Be Microfiction
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March 1, 2016Let Me Translate My Emails for You
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February 29, 2016Modern Canterbury Tales
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February 25, 2016William Shakespeare’s Elevator Pitches
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February 24, 2016Reasons Your Child May Be Repeatedly Yelling “Mom!” from the Top of the Stairs
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February 22, 2016Things My Electric Breast Pump Says to Me
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February 19, 2016The Basic Types of Literary Conflict
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February 18, 2016Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign Promise or Fourth Grade Student Council Campaign Promise?
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February 17, 2016Party Etiquette Tips for Urban Public School Teachers
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