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January 5, 2016Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
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January 4, 2016Tips for Properly Inserting a USB Cable
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December 23, 2015Playlist in Response to My Children’s Growing Christmas Lists
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December 22, 2015An Adjunct’s Christmas List
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December 21, 2015Song Titles By Drake That Depict One Day of Thesis Writing
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December 18, 2015Famous First Lines of Novels, Written in Increasingly-Convoluted Yoda Syntax by a Writer Lazily Trying to Cash in On Star Wars Mania
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December 17, 2015Advanced Stats for Relationships
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December 17, 2015Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren’t Aware Of
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December 16, 2015Unsuccessful Hashtag Campaigns for Lesser-Known Cheeses
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December 15, 2015Church of Christ Hymn or Sign of Codependency?
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December 14, 2015No Good Bagels Here
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December 11, 2015Notable Folk Representations of Male Genitalia, a Reverse Chronology
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