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October 7, 2015Modern American Words and Phrases, Election Edition
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October 6, 2015Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net
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October 5, 2015State Mottos You Can Say During Sex
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October 2, 2015Nihilistic Password Security Questions
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October 1, 201521 Common Phrases that Shakespeare Invented
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September 30, 2015How to Compliment a Woman
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September 29, 2015Exclusive Planned Community or Adult Film Performer?
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September 28, 2015New Activities for Sisyphus
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September 25, 2015A Brief Collection of Luis Bunuel’s Vines
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September 24, 2015Questions Not Asked During My MFA Thesis Defense
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September 22, 2015Things God Does When He Closes a Door
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September 21, 2015Generic Birth Control Brand or My Super Sweet Sixteen Participant?
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