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August 26, 2015Lean Cuisine Meals for the Newly Single
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August 24, 2015Kanye West Lyrics and Their Meanings for Parents of Small Children
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August 21, 2015The Price Is Right Game or Slayer Song?
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August 20, 2015Existentialist Recipes I Have Tried
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August 19, 201532 Things I Learned from My Bike Ride Last Sunday
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August 17, 2015Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 14, 2015Politicians Whose Spray Tans Land On the Pantone Orange Color Chart
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August 13, 2015Responses From the Menstruating Public to the FDA’s Announcement Urging Reduced Anti-Inflammatory Consumption
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August 12, 2015Phrases We Never Got to Hear Johnny Carson Say
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August 10, 2015Items Claimed Through an Expense Account for a Philosopher of Some Distinction
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August 6, 2015Sex Tips So Hot We Couldn’t Publish Them, Also We Couldn’t Figure Out What They Meant
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August 5, 2015Make Your Involuntary Celibacy Fun and Flirty
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