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May 26, 2015Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits
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May 22, 2015Batting Heckles Uttered by the Dad On My Son’s Little League Team Who is a Meteorology Professor and Whose Research Interests Include Cloud-Based Analytics for Spatio-Temporal Data With a Primary Focus On Climate, Hydrological and Ecological Sciences
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May 21, 2015Bechdel Test-Inspired Rules for Other Cartoonists
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May 19, 2015I Know You Are But What Am I: Political Edition
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May 15, 2015Singles Mixers in Your Area
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May 13, 2015Netflix Recommendations for Your Next Genre of Boyfriend
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May 12, 2015Excerpts from Forthcoming Kama Sutra Guide Titles
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May 11, 2015Alternative Health Establishments That Should Be Opened by Characters from Bruce Springsteen Songs
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May 8, 2015Honest Mother’s Day Cards
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May 8, 201550 Ways to Leave Your Mother
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May 7, 2015What Your Social Media Status Updates Reveal About Your Marriage
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May 6, 2015The Modern Gangs of New York
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household