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June 15, 2015Questions From Emotional Tech Support
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June 12, 2015Questions It’s Totally Okay to Not Have Answered in Your Twenties
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June 11, 2015What Commercials Have Taught Me About Laundry
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June 10, 2015Ski Term, Loud Sex Act Heard Through Very Thin Hotel Wall, or Guided By Voices Song?
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June 9, 2015What Else the “Half Your Age Plus Seven” Rule Applies To
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June 8, 2015Winning Quilt Block Patterns at the 2015 Ballz-Out Quilter’s Society’s Annual Symposium
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June 5, 2015Measures We’re Taking to Offset the Patriarchal Footprint of Our Wedding
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June 4, 2015Tips for Female Presidential Hopefuls
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June 3, 2015Privilege-Checking Preambles of Varying Degrees of Singularity
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June 1, 2015Ways Teachers Avoid Saying “No.”
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May 28, 2015Sufjan Stevens Song or Quote From the National UFO Reporting Center?
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May 27, 2015Classic Wisdom for Your Early 20s
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household