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Non-Essential Mnemonics

In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.

To view this column offline, check out Kent’s first book, Non-Essential Mnemonics: An Unnecessary Journey Into Senseless Knowledge.