Non-Essential Mnemonics

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Michael’s ego redefined team sports” – Magic Johnson

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Helicopters are so stinkin’ nice!”

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Now you see!” said Crystal. “No one likes Kanye West.” A valid point, David confessed privately. But still—freaking Crystal—she didn’t like any hip-hop besides Mos Def

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “So, maybe this week they’ll fire Seacrest.”

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Lady Gaga’s creepy—borderline ghoulish.”

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Says Rep. Paul: Jersey Shore Destroys Mid-American Values

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Tacos

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Nothing compares—in scope, noise, and excitement—with March Madness. Some people say college sports stink. What?!?! Shutup!”

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speedos, Mustaches, Hairy Legs, ABBA. Europe’s Got Problems, No Doubt. But Let’s Cut It Some Slack. It’s Still Recovering From Colonial Revolts, Plagues, Usurping Kings, & Greece’s Latest Fiscal Bonfire

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Sally Sells Sea Shells at the Sea Shore

Non-Essential Mnemonics: "How about a nice mocha. Or… ummmm… what is White Macchiato? Sounds delicious. No? Dangit. Cappuccino… no… no. What’s Vanilla Kreme? Oh. Maybe caramel with iced tea for my Anch Marcy? My aunt I mean. I like organic teas—kiwi… vanilla… raspbe