The Believer Magazine
Testomania
2013 Column Contest Winner
Humans have long sought to unlock the mysteries of consciousness, shouting questions into the void like “Who am I?” “Can we talk about me for a minute?” and “Why is it always about walruses with you, Jason?” In Testomania, Janet Manley uses psychometrics to advance study into the nascent topic of yourself, helping explain why some of us seek the spotlight, while others of us devote our twilight years to pet portraiture.
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February 18, 2014Testomania: Which Supreme Court Justice Are You?
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January 22, 2014Testomania: Are You Guilty?
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December 13, 2013Testomania: The Morality Test
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November 19, 2013Testomania: Are You the Greatest?
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October 25, 2013Testomania: Are You Ready for Death?
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October 8, 2013Testomania: Which Economic Alliance Are You?
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September 18, 2013Testomania: Which Sandals Resort Are You?
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