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May 18, 2012

The Chorus Boy Chronicles: The Daily Grind

by Brian Spitulnik
November 29, 2011

Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 33: I’m Not Old and She’s Not Fat

by Charlie Hopper
July 18, 2006

Future Garfield Strips, If Garfield Aged at the Normal Feline Rate (Based On Real Life Experiences With a Twentysomething Cat)

by Andrew and Edward Kirkpatrick

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September 12, 2019

16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40

by Liz Alterman
May 4, 2012

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell

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People Are Flushing Toilets 10 times, 15 times

by Donald J. Trump
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by Kelly Dickinson
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by Sasha Stewart and Sara Gilanchi
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Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties

by Audrey Burges